Christmas Rum Cake Joke

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Christmas rum cake joke.

Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc. Stir to combine and reheat for 30 seconds. Melt butter in saucepan. Allow to sit for five minutes.

Immediately drizzle 1 3 of the glaze on the bottom top of the cake. It must be just. Stir in water and sugar. 1 cup dried fruit.

Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc. Check that rum again for quality.

While cake has ten minutes to go make the glaze. 1 or 2 qts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. My sister s christmas rum cake joke hot 6 years ago every year around this time my sister makes an attempt to create what she says is her masterpiece of culinary delight in fact she usually makes two or three attempts but alas i have yet to sample even a tiny morsel of it.

Sample the rum again. Cd8158758 me thinks someone had too much vodka while making the cake. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Turn off flame and pour in rum.

It must be just right. Recipe for christmas rum cake ingredients. Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Sugar 1 or 2 quarts of rum 1 cup dried fruit brown sugar 1 tsp.

Remove cake from oven. You know i had a piece of homemade rum cake a friend made her husband thought she put a little too much rum in it it was sooooo good plus had a swig or two of my husband s hard cider beer at their restaurant. Sugar and beat again. Before you start sample the rum to check for quality.

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Soda 1 cup butter 2 large eggs 1 cup baking powder 3 juiced lemons 1 cup of nuts. Brain candy humor collection is a series of funny writing jokes parodies sarcasm and witty essays.